To my future wife…
When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.
(Source: hbkjayy, via mark2twainz)
"i think i have o.c.d. because i keep my room really clean"
"they ran out of cake-pops at starbucks i’m so depressed"
"i stayed up till like 3 am i swear i have insomnia"
"ugh my parents are so bipolar"
"i can never pay attention in class i think i have a.d.h.d"
"omg i’m so retarded"
(Source: bagmilk, via darrendriggers)
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